Why do video cards always have such melodramatic artwork on their packaging? I understand that most of them are produced in Asia and they're trying to appeal to their target audience (gamers), but still. I got a new card in the mail today for my unstable media center PC today, and here are a few pics from its box :

The card is rock solid and heart touching...

...and it features "Supreme Quiet"...


...as well as "Splendid Video Intelligence Technology"...


...and of course has a macho fantasy character on the front.